In the books, the author describes and implies what would bug, scare, anger, annoy, or bother (or possibly kill ) the characters in any other way. Well, here's a list of things that would annoy some of the characters:
Note: All applies before Last Olympian, to avoid spoilers.
Percy
- Kidnap any of his friends.
- Kidnap his close family (Sally, Tyson...)
- Kidnap him.
- Continuously ask him when he is going to ask Annabeth or Rachel out. ♥
- Make him read Percabeth fanfictions.
- Make him read Percachel fanfictions.
- Make him read Percalia fanfictions.
- Make him read Percipso fanfictions.
- Make him read the PercyxOC* fanfictions
- Videotape his reactions to 5, 6, 7,8 and 9.
- Hand him over to Percabeth fangirls.
- Put him in between an army of Percabeth fangirls and Percachel fangirls.
- Stuff his head down a toilet with sand instead of water.
- Tie him to a chair in the middle of the Mojave desert away from all cacti.
- Take all his pants with pockets while he's asleep and jack his Riptide.
- Put him in the same room with Clarisse.
- Put him in the same room with Ares.
- Put him in the same room with Dionysus.
- Put him in the same room with Echidna.
- Put him in the same room with an angry hell hound.
- Put him in the same room with Kronos.
- Write a love letter and say it is from Annabeth. Make a rainbow behind him and IM the gods, so he doesn't know you opened that. Read the letter out loud and when Percy confesses about Annabeth (right in front of the whole council), laugh and say that Nancy Bobofit really wrote that and run away laughing. Hide behind a tree and see if Athena comes down to incinerate him.
- Dress up as Luke/Kronos and say really loud to Percy, in front of all of camp half-blood, in a dark and serious voice, "I am your father."
- Tell him that Hermes (or Apollo) proposed to Annabeth and she accepted.
- Tell him that he is not the chosen one anymore; Thalia fell in love with some kid and Artemis kicked her out of the Hunt.
- Tell him that the Atlantic Ocean has completely evaporated.
- Get the Atlantic Ocean to completely evaporate with the help of Apollo and Oceanus.
- Ask him why he doesn't go the Titan's side if he thinks so many Greek gods are mean.
- Ask him to go see if he can drown himself. If he can't, go into the water and cover his mouth and nose and suffocate him.
- Ask him if he could go to Mars and make water there.
- Ask Poseidon if he loves Percy or Triton more. If he says he love them equally (which he is likely to say), tell Percy that Poseidon loves Triton more and that Percy should really work harder to really make him proud. Either that or join Luke and go to the dark side.
- Say he has goldfish brains.
- Gather a pack of girly girls and give him a makeover in front of all of camp during dinner.
- Ask him to sing the song "I'm Blue".
* = OC=Own Character
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Annabeth
- Hand her over to Percachel fangirls.
- Ask her, if they were both dying, and she could only choose one, if she would save Luke or Percy.
- Tell her that there was a rumor about Percy... and Rachel... and something about a closet....
- Ask her to participate on a show called "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" and innocently mention "Are You Smarter Than A Sixth Grader?" would be too hard for her.
- Steal her laptop.
- Tell her Percy told Grover to tell Selena to tell Beckendorf that he said to tell Connor, to tell Travis so he can tell Clarisse to tell Chiron that Mr. D knows that Malcolm (son of Athena) said that Percy said to tell Pollux to tell Argus to tell Ethan, to let Chris know so he can inform Tyson (who disagreed with the statement) to pass on the message to Thalia (who went ahead and punched Percy for saying it) to whisper to Rachel (who whooped in joy), so that she could alert Percyfanz Webmistress to confirm what Percy said to the Cowebmistress (who smacked Percy 10 minutes after Thalia punched him) who told you to tell her [Annabeth] that Percy thinks that she's pretty dumb and ugly. (Ohhh, burn!)
- If she asks you to clarify #6 because she didn't understand a word you were saying because you were talking too fast, say that Percy thinks she's stupid and hideous (in fact, exaggerate) and that all of camp thinks so, too, because of him.
- Tell her that Argus has a crush on her and is dying to ask her out.
- Set her up on a blind date with a cyclops.
- Force her to talk about Percy with Rachel.
- Give her to Circe.
- Pour a bucket of spiders on her while she's sleeping.
- Show Clarisse the video of Percy and Annabeth of when they were twelve years old and in the "Tunnels of Love" (from the second book).
- Beat her in a spelling bee.
- Introduce her to Darren Shan. (The kid is obsessed with spiders. Obsessed.)
- Dye her hair black.
- Kill Percy.
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Grover
- Cut down trees.
- Burn trees.
- Use as much gas as possible.
- Promote global warming.
- Make fun of his hair.
- Go up to him and say in a dark, threatening voice, "I know what you are."
- If he asks you what you think he is, scream for the world to hear, "YOU ARE HALF DONKEY AND A QUARTER UNICORN!"
- Insult his playing of panpipes.
- Kidnap Juniper and claim she ran of with another, more worthy satyr.
- Tell him his pants are falling.
- Stare at him with huge eyes and every five minutes say "beep."
- If he asks you why you're staring at him like that, say, "I would never look at you,you're just a lowly donkey!" (use the other word if you know and are daring enough to. It has been proved to be more effective.)
- Tell him Pan started the Santa Ana winds.
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